DISQUS

Letter Never Sent: Not to be outdone | Letter Never Sent

  • Neils · 7 years ago
    Did you just wet yourself?

    Did you just wet yourself/
    Hiding behind your digital shield/Writin about brave men/And tellin us how you feel//When you squeeze your knees/When your butt cheeks squeek/As you type your keys/And show us what you speak//In the company of none/From your dream world rendezvous/Where baby cakes can take a break/And don't have that much to do//With the nature of the physical/Where real men bust their ass/And ride the steed of deeds/And don't learn back talkin baby sass//

    Did you just wet yourself/No really..I would like to know/Is wienie-ville holdin some kind of no talent contest/And if so..How much do you figure you blow/
  • Neils · 7 years ago
    Did you just wet yourself?

    Did you just wet yourself/
    Hiding behind your digital shield/Writin about brave men/And tellin us how you feel//When you squeeze your knees/When your butt cheeks squeek/As you type your keys/And show us what you speak//In the company of none/From your dream world rendezvous/Where baby cakes can take a break/And don't have that much to do//With the nature of the physical/Where real men bust their ass/And ride the steed of deeds/And don't learn back talkin baby sass//

    Did you just wet yourself/No really..I would like to know/Is wienie-ville holdin some kind of no talent contest/And if so..How much do you figure you blow/
  • Chris · 7 years ago
    Neils,

    I don't really get your numerous references to 'wienie holding'. Is this some sort of sexual thing for you? If you're so upset why don't you tell me how I'm wrong. I'm having a hard time deciphering the poems. Just come out and say what you mean. You think I'm wrong, a coward, a fag, just say it! Stop wasting my time.

    All I see you do/
    is write crap/
    crap/
    behind your digital potty shield/
    wienie poetry/
    peepee poopoo/