DISQUS

Gary · 4 years ago

Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding…

Busier than a French politician at an ass-kissing convention.

Busier than a mosquito at a nudist camp.

Busier than a cat covering shit on a marble floor.

Busier than a blind man at a strip show.

Busier than a hooker on a troop train.

Busier than a moth in a mitten.

Busier than a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.

Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with crabs.

Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut.

Busier than a billygoat with two peckers.

Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers

Busier than a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.

randy · 3 years ago

Busier than a priest at a little league game

debra · 2 years ago

Busier than a cranberry merchant at Christmas time.

russ · 2 years ago

Busier than a one armed guy pitching a tent in a wind storm

Bradley Monakhos · 2 years ago

Busier than Chuck Norris at a Pirate Convention

Chris Duncan · 1 year ago

Busier than a one-armed chimney sweep
Busier than a blue-arsed fly
Busier than a one armed pick pocket on Melbourne Cup Day

Deb · 1 year ago

Busier than a one armed lumberjack with a handsaw
Busier than an ant eater at a picnic